What kinda vending machine does not take bills??? Apparently, Chinese condom vending machiens that are placed randomly in the middle of a long road, outside the Chinese government building! I hope this doesn't cost me my job!
According to my contact teacher, teachers are expected to follow the principle of the one child policy. Teachers at a school are awarded a bonuses if all the teachers follow the one-child policy. But if a teacher decides to have another child, she/he is fired and the other teachers at the school do not receive their bonuses.
I was told that there was one teacher who had a child with a foreigner. The foreigner left with the child. The teacher was sadly fired and left with nothing.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Teachers better put their Wang away after the birth of their first child. Otherwise, carry some change for the condom machine :P
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